Wait but weren’t half of you fucks bitching when you had to read The Great Gatsby in school?
in texas we don’t say “I love you” we say “horses horses tumbleweeds schlitterbahn keEP AUSTIN WEIRd REMEMBER THE ALAMO” which roughly translates to “this town ain’t big enough for the two of us.” I think that’s really beautiful. just get the fuck out of my town
i am crying
can i have this on a shirt please